"Do I have enough money?

I have enough money to last me rest of my life, unless I buy Something.”- Jackie Mason

A man was walking through a forest pondering about life. He walked, pondered, walked, and pondered. He felt close to nature and God. He felt he was so close to God that if he spoke, God would listen. So he asked, “God, are you listening?” And God replied, “yes my son, I am here” The man stopped and pondered some more. He looked towards the sky and asked, “God, what is million years for you?”

God replied, “well my son, a second to me is like a million years to you.”

So the man continued to walk and to ponder... walk and ponder.... Then he looked to the sky again and asked,

“God, what is a million dollars to you?”

And the God replied “My son, my son.... a cent to me is like a million dollars to you. It means nothing to me. It does not even have a value; it is so little.”

The man pondered a bit and then looked up to sky and said,

“God, can I have a million dollars?”

And God replied “ In a second!”